championcoolbreeze:

obfuscatingdeity:

the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this

because fifteen dollars an hour and a hundred thousand dollars an hour both mean the same thing to them; more than you deserve

^That commentary is very important.

(Source: -teesa-, via boyvstheworld)

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spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

(via boyvstheworld)

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divawithanunspoiledagenda:

nerdnuggets:

jelliclephantomfaces:

chandraleeschwartz:

six-months-from-never:

*sees broom*

*picks up broom*

"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"

*starts sweeping broom sadly*

"There is a castle on a cloud…"

*holds broom horizontally*

"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"

*sweeps broom angrily*

"IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"

*begins waltzing with broom* I could have DAAAAANCED all NIIIIIGHT

(via boyvstheworld)

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the-social-recluse:

universe—cosmos:

Imagine how it would look if the Orion nebula is only four light years away - the distance the nearest star is to us, instead of 1,300 light years. It would be so bright that we wouldn’t be aware of the dark sky. We wouldn’t see other stars. The whole world would be the Orion nebula and the sun.

-The Universe 2x14: Nebulas

(via sourwolf-loki-destiel-221b)

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sweetsreid:

little-miss-mango:

ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

Omg what if you forgot to return one?

banging the books on the desk or taking them with me into the bathtub is not an option huh

sweetsreid:

little-miss-mango:

ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

Omg what if you forgot to return one?

banging the books on the desk or taking them with me into the bathtub is not an option huh

(via lostinthefloatingworld)

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kawii2pookiid:

poorhornycat:

professor-sweetpea:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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better

Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one

all of this is just perfect

(Source: deanwincherter, via lostinthefloatingworld)

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