lmusent:

"Air above me, earth below me, fire within me."

(via agenteverdeen)

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1 minute ago

disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

(via agenteverdeen)

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5 minutes ago

queeralphanerd:

labhag:

jagerben47:

labhag:

"heterosexual sex is required for reproduction!!"

1 - wrong

2 - who cares about reproduction

did you take the same biology class I did? cause if I remember correctly you kinda need a sperm and an egg to reproduce. and reproduction is kinda the whole point of life on a biological level.

as a literal biochemist who works in academic research, I can confirm that straight people are absolutely unnecessary at a biological level. god bless.

God bless

(via ruskabelle-rabbit)

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16 minutes ago

lamapalooza:

ellendegeneres:

That’s one way to handle the heat.

Ellen: “….kay”

(via adventuresofmallory)

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19 minutes ago

I moved to California when I was twelve and I got a video camera and made little movies because I didn’t have any friends yet. I would force my sister to make these movies with me—which became my YouTube channel. A girl in my Spanish class found my YouTube videos and showed them to my teacher. At the end of class one day my teacher said, “pack up, movie time,” and she dropped down this screen and put on my videos. I started freaking out. Everyone was laughing and I just ran out. The girl who had told my teacher didn’t understand why I left, and she said, “You’re really funny, you should be an actor.” So that was one of the first times I thought about it.

(Source: teen-wolf, via adventuresofmallory)

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23 minutes ago

just-stuck-in-my-computer:

aquarium headboard

clear bathtub

sleepover room

staircase

color pallet door

tree house kids bedroom

refrigerator 

(via adventuresofmallory)

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28 minutes ago
importantbirds:


gamerbirb play game better then the nonbirb, let hlep u
#crimsonbelliedconure

Let me give decision adn choos this battle armor for using the battle but instead the game play chose a pat upon head ok

importantbirds:

gamerbirb play game better then the nonbirb, let hlep u

#crimsonbelliedconure

Let me give decision adn choos this battle armor for using the battle but instead the game play chose a pat upon head ok

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31 minutes ago
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