idontevenhaveone:

I have been waiting for this gifset for my entire life.

(Source: creativealias, via rhollorskates)

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Okay, should we get some coffee?
Sure. Where?

(Source: claudiastilinsk, via vincecarters)

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Anonymous asked: how do you determine if someone is too old to date?


Answer:

awkwardvagina:

I have a handy chart I like to use for this exact dilemma 

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ilosttrackofmymoralcode:

Comic: Adventure Time - Seeing Red (Kaboom)

(via lady-fett)

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nyxasteria:

wentzguyliner:

melthedestroyer:

coffeebuddha:

fujisalci:

i write sins not shopping receipts

Oh, Well imagine, As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,And I can’t help but to hear, No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

I CHIME WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO

IT’S MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGS
WITH ANGRY LETTERS TO THE MANAGMENT

I CHIMED IN, HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF MOPPING THE GODDAMN FLOOR, NO.

nyxasteria:

wentzguyliner:

melthedestroyer:

coffeebuddha:

fujisalci:

i write sins not shopping receipts

Oh,
Well imagine,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

I CHIME WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO

IT’S MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGS

WITH ANGRY LETTERS TO THE MANAGMENT

I CHIMED IN, HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF MOPPING THE GODDAMN FLOOR, NO.

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via violenceisg0lden)

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gingerhaze:

pistolbunny:

Bucky always wanted to see the Grand Canyon after the war.

He drew a picture of Bucky
and then held it up so he could see the Grand Canyon

gingerhaze:

pistolbunny:

Bucky always wanted to see the Grand Canyon after the war.

He drew a picture of Bucky

and then held it up so he could see the Grand Canyon

(via ruskabelle-rabbit)

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detective-sundancer:

sagalibratic:

detective-sundancer:

worths:

oh you wanna date me? well get in line

image

I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it

I have failed

u rang

YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER

(via scarletspeedforce)

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koxix:

where is the warning that says “this is irreversible”

koxix:

where is the warning that says “this is irreversible”

(via pizza)

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marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

(Source: bluedogeyes, via rhollorskates)

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